7.30.2009

Please read this post in a British accent

Posted by patribus at 22:21

So, I was going to the doctor's office and there was this car in the parking lot. It had a bumper sticker that said Delaware Basketball, except the D in Delaware was missing so it said Elaware Basketball. And that made me really happy. Delaware sounds so much better without the D.


And really, pretty much every state sounds better without its first letter. Ennsylvania! Ew Jersey! (Ha!) Alifornia! I can't think of any state that would sound bad if it were missing its first letter. And perhaps I could apply this to the world! Nited States of America! Rance! Ngland! I don't really know how to pronounce the last one, but I'm sure it sounds awesome anyway. The whole Orld would be changed! Renewed! Renamed! I'm getting carried away with the exclamation thing.

P.S.
Here is a haiku for my first reader. Late readers: this is not for you.

when i look in your
eyes i see space crystals, but in
my arms, the whole world

 

4 Comments:

  1. Anonymous said...
    July 31, 2009 at 2:09 AM  
    HAIKU IS MINE FOR THE TAKING
    patribus said...
    July 31, 2009 at 12:41 PM  
    Haha. Brandon was actually the first to read it, but you're the first in the circle of trust to read it, so it's also yours! The two of you will have to fight over which line(s) you want.

    =]
    Bethanie said...
    August 3, 2009 at 10:58 PM  
    i am sad that i am a late reader >:( i dont get anything do i?

    and you incorrectly called it the "Nited States of America"
    I believe you meant "Nited Tates f Merica"

    You Elaware Olt :)
    callahanman said...
    January 3, 2010 at 3:58 AM  
    this is not true. That haiku is mine Jeff. lol

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