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I've been in a crafty mood lately (as in pertaining to arts and crafts, not the cunning sort of crafty, though I would be in a cunning crafting mood, well, I guess I am in a cunning crafting mood but I'm always in a cunning crafting mood but being in Delaware makes me lethargic, which puts a damper on my cunning craftiness.) But anyway, I tried to make bowls out of yarn using balloons and glue and messiness and it failed miserably. So I've moved on to sewing, which I'm really bad at. I tried to make a pair of pants from a t-shirt and my mom gave me this really weird look and I was like, this is NORMAL for me but now that I think about it, it does sound a little weird. But it's recycling, so I'm just trying to do my part to save the earth.

So, apparently, Youtube has this thing that checks if the audio is copyrighted and it recognizes it EVEN WHEN YOU RERECORD THE FILE TO TRY AND TRICK THEM. AND Photobucket has the same thing. Needless to say, I am not pleased.

Also, I came up with a great way to prank someone... put a picture of Joel Osteen smiling (oh wait, that's kind of redundant) over someone's bed. It would also be a convenient way to get rid of the Joel Osteen books that people give me as gifts. Watch out, roommate.

Smile Montage!

Whenever I watch Family Feud, I get incredibly irritated at the host, John O'Hurley.
Look at him, with his smug eyebrows. He is so handsy with everyone of the female persuasion. I want to leap into the television and tell him to keep his hands to himself. Apparently though, he's a better host than the old one, who I think was on Home Improvement. This is not good, people. I am willing to take over as host. My qualifications being that I don't touch people inappropriately.

Also, I was watching Jeopardy and Alex Trebek got kind of pissed one episode because there was one category of him at the Toronto museum or something and no one could answer the questions (or rather, question the answers! Hah! I crack myself up.) and it was really funny. In high school, we were told to write a paper on immigration policies and I wrote mine on the influx of weird Canadians and how they probably came over because they were cold and so we should send Alex Trebek and Avril Lavigne back with parkas. My teacher didn't really like it.

P. S. I am not an old lady, I promise. Just extremely bored and I happen to like game shows. Also, I don't have any cats and I don't even like cats so ha!