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STRANGER: Ay fat boy!

[I don't respond, hoping the person just had the wrong number.]

STRANGER: Yo what's up.

ME: Nothing much. Who is this?

STRANGER: Who's this first?

ME: You're the one that texted me. Who are you?

STRANGER: Wait a minute. This Shaun.

ME: Ok, Shaun. You have the wrong number.

STRANGER, NOW KNOWN AS SHAUN: Yea, sorry.

FIN.

I should kept the conversation going, but I accidentally erased the number.


The weirdest text message I've ever sent someone: "I'm at Costco and I don't see any nuns. There are an inordinate amount of redheads here though."

In conclusion, friends beware, because I'm going to try and make every text I send sound really weird.

P.S. I have another blog/website thing on this account that's supposed to be professional and I accidentally added this post to that. I don't think my professors would be amused as I am by this.