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Whenever I watch Family Feud, I get incredibly irritated at the host, John O'Hurley.
Look at him, with his smug eyebrows. He is so handsy with everyone of the female persuasion. I want to leap into the television and tell him to keep his hands to himself. Apparently though, he's a better host than the old one, who I think was on Home Improvement. This is not good, people. I am willing to take over as host. My qualifications being that I don't touch people inappropriately.

Also, I was watching Jeopardy and Alex Trebek got kind of pissed one episode because there was one category of him at the Toronto museum or something and no one could answer the questions (or rather, question the answers! Hah! I crack myself up.) and it was really funny. In high school, we were told to write a paper on immigration policies and I wrote mine on the influx of weird Canadians and how they probably came over because they were cold and so we should send Alex Trebek and Avril Lavigne back with parkas. My teacher didn't really like it.

P. S. I am not an old lady, I promise. Just extremely bored and I happen to like game shows. Also, I don't have any cats and I don't even like cats so ha!